Robert is a senior software developer. What does that mean? Senior, because he feels tired all the time and standing for too long hurts his back. Software, because as a child (and an adult) he played with Lego and not Meccano. Developer, because he loves to drink coffee and create things.
Robert believes his best skill is the ability to quickly learn and understand technology but in reality it is his ability to hide bodies of those who have seen him make mistakes (pro tip: 2 parts lime, 1 part bleach). He will tell you his biggest weakness is his emotions, but actually he can't snap his fingers and that has cost him more than he will ever know.
Robert attempted cloning once and is very proud of the result which he has nicknamed "son". Robert maintains a blog because he forgets often and this means he can remind himself of what he used to know (it is a save point for the brain). Robert hangs out on Twitter, which makes him feel normal (he thinks you are all very weird).